New Car!!!1111111

After seeing the successes of many of my friends and their ever expanding blogs and reading populations, I realized what a failure I had become and decided to do something about it: Nothing.

Actually, maybe a little something. I’ve been a bit of a slacker recently and haven’t been creating content for readers to peruse and laugh (at me) about. And, to be honest, if I’m their only source of entertainment, then they clearly have issues bigger than the fact that I haven’t been posting. But alas, I feel it is my civic duty to calm the masses and make a post. But don’t expect any humor. I seem to have lost my touch. *Poke* See? Nothing. *Jab* Nada.

So now I shall proceed to blog about the most important news of the day: We got a new car!!!!111111 Was that dramatic enough? Maybe I should emphasize it with roller coaster text: wE gOt A nEw CaR!!!!!!11111111111 Or perhaps I should make really really big?

WE GOT A NEW CAR!

Or maybe I should use a text to speech converter so you can hear it aloud: Blah. Or maybe I should use a text to speech converter so you can hear it with a french accent: Blah blah. In spanish? In spanish as spoken by an ignorant American?

Ok...I think you get the idea. So we bought a new car...It’s a pretty nice one. I uploaded a picture of the car if you would like to see it. Pretty nice, eh? I made that myself with Microsoft Paint. It’s a pretty groovy imaging program with all the accessories. You can do some pretty sweet stuff with it. Yeah. It rocks.

Anyhoo, yeah. In truth, the car is a 2004 Hyundai Elantra, and it’s really groovy. It’s about as groovy as 2004 Hyundai Elantras get, all things considered.

Anyhoo, I’m kinda running out of material here. I’m going away all this next week, so if you need to get a Mark fix you had better hurry up and do it. Otherwise you won’t have your Mark fix and you’ll probably have your hair eat tofu or your teeth attack your face or something. That wouldn’t be good.