Azeroth

It's been a long time since you've heard from me. Believe me, I know. Because I've heard from you. And it's getting stinkin' annoying, so shaddup about it, will ya?

I actually had a post that I was working on on the 21st of January, but I didn't feel that it was up to par, and knew that many of you would be disappointed if I published the low quality (how to put it eloquently...?) crap that I had produced. So I abandoned it, and am moving on to better things.

I suppose I will begin this post by stating that I have been sucked into the world of Azeroth. I'm not quite sure when my last post was (anyone want to check?), but it has been quite a while. Probably before Christmas. I blame it all on Azeroth. Azeroth is the land in the game World of Warcraft. And a fun game it is. It has brought me about 5 days of enjoyment since Christmas (that's actual in-game time). I know; I'm a loser. I know; I'm really a loser. I know; you wish you were me.

I could go into a little bit of detail about the World of Warcraft, but I don't think you're really interested in that. If you were interested in that, you probably wouldn't have a life, and would therefore not be reading this blog, which would indicate that you're not interested in this either. So if you're interested in that, you can't be interested in this, and if you're interested in this, you could be but probably aren't interested in that. But if you are, then you're interested in both this and that, and I applaud you for finding a balance between the two. But if you are interested in neither this nor that, I feel that I must ask a question of you: why are you neither interested in this nor that? (Opportunity for comments here, folks!) Explain in a well written essay what caused you to be interested in neither this nor that, why you like being interested in neither this nor that, and why you plan to continue being interested in neither this nor that. Extra credit will be given for those that can also include why they are not interested in "this, that, or the other" because that would just be plain cool.

Wouldn't you have just preferred me talk about WoW for a little bit instead of that? Well that's what you get.

I really don't have time to be writing this journal entry. I have plenty of other things that are begging me to devote my time to them, but I felt that it was necessary to at least posts something to avoid an insurrection among the ranks. I doubt that I have avoided that, being as late to battle as I am, but I suppose one must do what one can. Just be kind to me because of your knowledge that I may one day be your boss. Or with the assuredness that I will one day be mopping your floors. But no matter which it is, please don't tell me. I like to think that people like me.

(How'd I do?)