The Perfect Christmas Gift

I believe that I have found the perfect Christmas gift for that special someone that has everything. Well, everything minus this for that matter.

As you may or may not have noticed, there is a picture of a mug to your right. As you may or may not have figured out after several hours of intense head scratching, it just happens to be the perfect Christmas gift. There's nothing really all that special about that mug, really. It holds most liquids quite nicely, and can be worn in all the places that other mugs of comparable cost and value can. It does not do any magic tricks, minus of course that one incident it had in first grade (it prefers not to mention that, though), and is, for the most part, your average everyday mug. Its marks in school were decent, and it even graduated in the top 10% of its kindergarten class.

But I can hear the question you're asking aloud now: "What is this seemingly decent specimen of a cup doing in a mug shot? What terrible crime did it commit?!?" The answer: Absolutely none. You see, this innocent cup was framed: put in a picture by low-down, dirty scum. It's an outrage, really. While you and I were living our humdrum lives, this poor mug was being taken advantage of. Asked to carry coffee for a CEO of a company that shall remain nameless, it was placed on a table in a small, dark room, and shot numerous times. It was suspecting nothing. A harmless mug. Taken advantage of! The outrage! The horror!

So, I got off on a little tangent...What can I say?

Let's see if we can still salvage the day and get back on course...Aha! There we go! So I found this gift in a catalogue from Despair. I bought something from them a while back, and they assumed that I was a prime candidate for receiving another catalogue, having bought stuffs from them recently and all. And they were right. I'm going to buy that very mug for my father for Christmas. It's perfect for him! It has just the right dosage of hilariation, and should make for an excellent gift. It's called the Pessimist's Mug. Pretty cool, huh?

So anyhoo...That's about all for today. I don't really have too much going on in my actual life, so I'll just stop before I get to all the boring stuff that's boring. We wouldn't want to lose readers due to content about my life, now would we? I didn't think so.