Switch from Livejournal

I’ve decided that I’m not all that enthused with the ever ugly livejournal, so I’m making a switch. I’m going to try to make this blog about a little more than just my personal life, because if you were frank with yourself, you’d admit that you don’t really care that much about the life of Mark. In fact, you probably don’t care that much at all. You just read because you feel that you’re under an obligation to for one reason or another. For some, it’s a matter of Karma; if you read my blog, perhaps the Gods will look favorably upon you. For others, it’s a matter of finding gossip; the more juice you’ve got on me the better you can tell the world that Mark is an idiot (which isn’t far from the truth: I’m a stupid idiot). For most, however, it’s simply the notion that when Mark is rich and famous, he might give you a small pittance of his millions if you suck up now.

You are utterly and terribly wrong.

For I am a stingy person. All your sucking up now will be useless when I am rich. Indeed, the only way to get into my pocket book will be to marry me or to steal it. Though both are essentially analogous, anyway.

I’m going to call that quits, I believe. I was having fun rambling for a few minutes there. Hopefully it was entertaining. Not a word of it was true however. If you suck up now, I am very likely to give you some of my millions.

For now though, I’m going to end this with a closing note: Blogger just seems so much nicer than the old disgusting LiveJournal. The hardest part about switching is convincing myself that I don’t really need that old dusty account anymore. I only wish I could move all of my old blog entries.

Ta ta for now,

Mark