A lack of material

Wow. I should totally be sleeping right now. Instead I'm sitting up on the computer not accomplishing anything except listening to a really really long techno song. An hour and 40 minutes to be exact. Even sleep would accomplish more than this is accomplishing.

At any rate, I did at some point have material. Several times, in fact, but the memories have faded and these things have been lost. Maybe I'll just write about this techno song. Only because something struck me just as I was searching for material. There is a woman grunting like she is experiencing extreme pleasure. There are only two possibly reasons why this could be:

1) She was having sex with a techno artist when suddenly he pulled his tape recorder out, or
2) She was eating a bon bon.

Gosh those things were good. Why'd the ever have to stop making them? I miss Bon Bons. Especially the Crunch kind. Mmm. Flavor.

Anyway, the lady stopped grunting for a few minutes before eating several more bon bons. She, again, was unable to contain herself.

Now there's a little cowbell effect going on: A coock-coock! A coock-coock! A coock-coock! A coock-coock! A coock-coock! A coock-coock! A coock-coock! A coock-coock! A coock-coock! A coock-coock! A coock-coock! A coock-coock! A coock-coock! A coock-coock! A coock-coock! A coock-coock! A coock-coock! ...

And so on, et cetera, ellipsis...

Here comes some climactic sounding music from an organ: doooo-DOOOOO-DOOOOOOOO-DOOOOOOO doooo-DOOOOO-DOOOOOOOO-DOOOOOOO doooo-DOOOOO-DOOOOOOOO-DOOOOOOO doooo-DOOOOO-DOOOOOOOO-DOOOOOOO doooo-DOOOOO-DOOOOOOOO-DOOOOOOO doooo-DOOOOO-DOOOOOOOO-DOOOOOOO doooo-DOOOOO-DOOOOOOOO-DOOOOOOO doooo-DOOOOO-DOOOOOOOO-DOOOOOOO doooo-DOOOOO-DOOOOOOOO-DOOOOOOO.

And so on, et cetera, ellipsis...

Now some weird X-Files sounding music that fades quickly, along with the DOOOOOOs.

Oop...There it is again.

My suite-mate (not to be confused with roommate) is apologizing for some noise.

X-Files X-Files X-FiIiiIiiIiiles X-Files X-Files X-FiIiiIiiIiiles X-Files X-Files X-FiIiiIiiIiiles X-Files X-Files X-FiIiiIiiIiiles X-Files X-Files X-FiIiiIiiIiiles SOOOOLLOOOOOOOOOO

I'm slightly reminded of the time that Strongbad showed the anatomy of a techno song. It was pretty good. I was entertained, to say the least, and the techno song he produced wasn't too bad.

While I'm waiting for some new techno material, I suppose I could ramble a little bit. I got a hair cut this weekend. It was definitely in need. It has been about three or four months since I've had one, and I totally wasn't getting the mack on. Hopefully I'll have some better luck now since I'm aerodynamically attractive. Or something. Please don't tell anyone I said that.

Uh oh. I hear a music change coming on.

I was right.

Now it's time for some echoing resonating something indescribable sound.

Oh. And there's the sound of the roommate going to bed.

Yay! Sleep!